The most laser awesome eating utensil devised to date. Behold the S.H.O.V.E.L.; Semi-Horned Oblong Versatile Eating Ladle. This spork is made from THE wonder metal, titanium, and includes your typical spoon and fork combo and your atypical serrated edge for cutting / bottle-cap opener, and surprisingly all wrapped in six feet of red paracord.
Find it at: https://www.sparkfun.com/products/11763