A brief search of the interspace revealed the following Minion regalia:
A Minion motivational poster,
an official Minion Beer clock for the den,
the official blade of Minions,
a Minion energy drink for when all the strenuous Minion tasks just wear you out,
and a plethora of Minion clothing to shout to the world loud and proud, "I am a Minion!"
This is what happens when there aren't any new posts to respond to snarkily and there is no good fly fishing news on the interspace.