Friday Bacon!

Known throughout my lifetime as the preferred vehicle for lifting tasty hors d'oeuvres from your plate to your pie hole have just been miraculously transformed from really good to laser awesome.  Even plain old peanut butter just got kicked up a notch.
Behold, bacon flavored Ritz crackers!

If you're like me, you're unendingly engaged in self-deprivation aimed at making a little less of yourself, quite literally.  And are you tired of the same old flavors for your weight loss shakes?  Have chocolate, vanilla, strawberry and banana grown weary.  I have discovered an optimal solution.
Behold, bacon and brown gravy flavored diet shakes!

New solutions for the problems you didn't even know you had are my gift to you on this fine Friday, so enjoy, enjoy!

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