Gearing up for Memorial Day yet?

Sometimes a pith helmet is just what is needed to reach the right combination of jauntiness and don't phuch with me demeanor.
Here's a fine selection of headgear for when you feel the need to pith.

Make special note of the French Desert Camouflage model.  It would well disguise your noggin from the feeshes.
The last model pictured would no doubt allow you to answer in the affirmative to the query, "Dr. Livingstone I presume?"
All of this beautiful asshattery is available for seemingly reasonable $ at: http://www.villagehatshop.com/pith_helmet.html