Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Under Armour Sponsorship DENIED!

After laboring under a strict deadline and duress, the request to Under Armour for sponsorship of the 2009 Minion Trout Assault Weekend has been officially denied.
Here's the REJECTION letter verbatim:

Dear Coach:
We wanted to take the time to thank you for your sponsorship request and your interest in Under Armour. Due to the volume of requests that we receive and our limited sponsorship budget, we are forced to be very selective in the sponsorship process.We do recognize the value of your request as well as the opportunities that come with it. However, at this time we are unable to accommodate your needs.We wish you the best of luck with your upcoming efforts and events. Thank you again for your interest and best wishes.Sincerely,Under Armour Sponsorship/Corporate Giving Division

Any other suggestions for sponsors?

2 comments:

stew said...

I AM SHOCKED!

Coach said...

As am I. Truly a devastating blow to all Minions. Our penultimate annual festival of trouts has been snubbed by corporate evildoers. Who do they think they are to flippantly reject our most honorable organization's earnest request for a meager sponsorship in exchange for the marketing opportunity of a lifetime. I just don't understand, oh the humanity!