S.H.O.V.E.L.

The most laser awesome eating utensil devised to date.  Behold the S.H.O.V.E.L.; Semi-Horned Oblong Versatile Eating Ladle.  This spork is made from THE wonder metal, titanium, and includes your typical spoon and fork combo and your atypical serrated edge for cutting / bottle-cap opener, and surprisingly all wrapped in six feet of red paracord.

This sure to cut down on weight and volume required to provision the gourmet streamside lunh extraordinaire.
Find it at: https://www.sparkfun.com/products/11763