It is time for the conflicts in the Middle East to make room for the new big story, a bacon shortage is a'coming.
What you say? How can this be so? Curli, say it isn't so...
"A world shortage of pork and bacon next year is now unavoidable," says Britain's National Pig Association.
Doesn't seem possible? Here's the link - NPA-UK Press Release
See you, stocking up, in the bacon aisle!
2 comments:
No need to panic, porkopaplyse is not upon us. Rumors are greatly exaggerated. Any way, I know a guy who can hook the minions up.
Thank you for subduing an imminent panic attack.
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