Just spray the bacon into your mouth!
For many people, the first steps on the road to quitting meat are often the most difficult. Even if you only eat meat socially, cutting it out completely can be a shock to the system.
While many turn to transdermal ham patches, independent tests show that people looking to conquer their meat addiction have longer-lasting results with the Bacon Inhaler. Not only will it occupy your idle devil hands, but two puffs of the baconated vapour will satisfy your body’s cravings for protein, as you wean yourself onto greens, grain and gruel.
In its new compact, sleek, portable form, the Bacon Inhaler can be used indoors or on the move, the moment your cravings strike. Simply take two deep breaths and carry on along the road to a meat-free life.
1 comment:
You bastard. I wanted one.
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