Behold, the Bacon Button:
Like me, the thought of Bacon creeps into your mind at least 1,000 times a day, especially after just hearing some good news. You may not remember the grocery list or to put the toilet lid down, but you'll remember you need Bacon. You'll remember exactly where you were the last time you had Bacon. Bacon thoughts will take over while on a date becoming the only love interest you'll be sparking that night. Bacon controls your life and this is a natural fact we must all share. Take the opportunity to call out your Bacon obsession with The Bacon Button. One press and you'll be fishing in rivers of Bacon on your own Bacon raft.
